TheMouseForLess SURVIVOR CHALLENGE #5

Kungaloosh

vs.

Red Hot Disney Divas

Disney has been toying with the idea of spicing up its Animal Kingdom Kilimanjaro Safari ride for a while now. Would you believe that this week they contacted me and asked if I could have our Survivor teams come up with a Jungle Cruise-like monologue for the ride? Of course I told them that you would be glad to do it. Disney was absolutely elated to hear that they would be able to get the best in the business--and for so cheaply too! Disney only had two requirements:
1) The monologue should have no more than 15 jokes (less is okay),
2) The big red/ little red ending must be replaced.

We've hidden 16 Mickeys, 8 for each tribe, across the Internet. Kungaloosh This challenge will be anonymous. Your text files should be uploaded to the TheMouseForLess list by 6:00 pm edt Thursday. If the usual tribe members that upload files is to be changed, I will need 24 hours notice. Good luck Survivors!