TheMouseForLess SURVIVOR
CHALLENGE #14

Audrey

Challenge 14- Disney Humour - Collected by Audrey (who thankfully, can't take credit for this kind of humour) Special thanks to J.D.

What did Mickey say when Minnie asked if he was listening?
"I'm all ears!"

What did Tarzan say when he heard the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants!"

What did Snow White say to the photographer?
"Some day my prints will come."

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.

Why did the Dalmatian refuse to bathe in the dishwasher detergent?
He didn't want to come out spotless.

Why would Snow White make a great judge?
Because she's the fairest in the land.

Why kind of vehicle do Disney characters drive?
Minnie-vans!

Mahatma Gandhi, as you may know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which caused him to be frail. With his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. Whenever he went somewhere someone would remark, "There's that super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

Mary Poppins, hungry and tired from taking care of little brats all day, popped into an all-night diner. After glancing at the menu she decided upon two eggs, sunny side up. For a side dish she ordered a helping of cauliflower with melted cheese over the top. She devoured the cauliflower with cheese quite readily. Very tasty. But the eggs were horrible. They were much too runny for the practically perfect nanny and she had to send them back . . . twice! While paying for the meal she noticed a stack of "customer comment" cards near the cash register. On one of the cards she wrote, "Super cauliflower cheese, but eggs were quite atrocious"!

Q: Why do Tigger's hands smell?
A: Because he's been playing with pooh all day.

FunThings to do at Disney World

- Hold your hands in the air roller-coaster-style and scream on It's a Small World
- Buy a Mickey hat with ears and put it on your child. Find Mickey signing autographs somewhere. Go up to him. Demand child support.
- Go somewhere where Mickey is and tell one of the cast members you just saw a rat. Point at Mickey.
- Stand in line for It's a Small World and sing the song wrong.
- Go up to Peter Pan. Toss some glitter at him. Tell him to fly.
- During Fantasmic!, spend the whole show facing the wrong direction, giving friendly nods to everyone who looks at you wondering why you are looking in the wrong direction.
- Declare loudly, "I do believe in Tinkerbell" in the men's room.
- Bring in your own mouse suit.