Disney Expert

You know you're a Disney Expert when...

People ask you about your son and the first thing you say is he works at Walt Disney World.

You're talking to total strangers in the park and other people come up to you and ask your advise on what rides/restaurants/shows are the best.

You spend 12 hours a day online earning freebies for your next Disney World Vacation.

You know your way around the Orlando airport better than the one where you live. --Logan

l You know you are a Disney fanatic (expert) when you start planning your next vacation while you are still enjoying THIS vacation!--Wendi

You're still filled with wonder when you leave Boston at 7 a.m. and find yourself eating lunch at EPCOT.--Roberta

Someone you met 6 months ago for only 5 minutes calls you "Ms Disney" the next time you meet.--Binnie

You purchase annual passes and the CM points out that you live in Colorado...

Your Disney Destination Specialist "degree" has replaced the degree in English Literature and shares shelf space with the Massage Therapy Certification...

Your most prized piece of "artwork" is the charcoal drawing of Mary Poppins by a DL street artist...

You have put all of your belongings in storage, moved to the East Coast and are planning to work for the World for the summer...

Mixed in between the New Age CDs used for clients are various Disney soundtracks...
There are more plastic cards taking up residence in yor wallet with a Disney logo/affliation than any other...

You spend the majority of Internet time in sites such as these...

When trying to consolidate one's belongings; deciding what you cannot live without for the period of time when your life is in storage, the only two videotapes that you haul cross country is a Kundlini Yoga tape and the 2001 (which you know by heart) Disney planning video...--disneygal

You stand in line to get FastPass tickets for your party and explain to those around you how FastPass works!--Lisa McClure

You dream about winning the lottery and how many Disney trips you you'll be able take with the money:)--Ames

1. When you start singing "Hi Ho, HI HO, i'st off to work I go".
2. When you've been driving a stretch of highway, and you are anticipating the parking booth for the Disney Parks.
3. When you dreaming of you next trip, before you leave your first one.
4. When you get mad the next time someone mention Mike Eisner's name.
5. When you make plans on how to effectively decorate your house in Disney décor.
6. When you tell your kids to keep all hands inside the vehicle at all times, then tell to them in Spanish, and the only other thing you know how to say is taco.
7. When your child or husband tells a lie, and you expect their nose to grow.
8. Your best videos are the ones you took at Walt Disney World, and the entire Disney collection.--Tricia Your teenage daughter asks YOU to be in charge if the senior trip is to WDW, because she KNOWS they'll see EVERYTHING....
   --Chris

When you ride the monorail and say the script in Spanish with the speaker! "Please stand clear of the doors--"Lorna in WV

when it makes you cringe to hear people refer to it as "ohanaS"--Mickey

you compare the transportation in the national parks to the transportation at Walt Disney World--Donna

When someone asks you to point something out, you use your pointer and middle fingers together, or your whole hand - but never just the pointer.--Michelle

You are a Disney Expert when you know how many birds there are in the Tiki Room, when you know every ride safety spiel, and when you are asked trivia questions about Disney, you feel insulted of your Disney knowledge. ºoº -- TennisNet7

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